Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
God is the world’s only super-bower
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
