When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

100% of success is showing up on time

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…