Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
