When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
