I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
