LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

There Is Always Room For

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it