My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Doing the same thing over and over… And expecting different results Is called insanity Doing the same thing over and over… Without any expectations
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
