At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
