When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun