Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true