The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development