I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned