In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
