It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

100% of success is showing up on time

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval