To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

I risked loss And lost; I win

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…