If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
