It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me