Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going