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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

A Dominant Performance

The sign used to say:
Gentlemen may remove their hats
All others must
 
Now it reads:
Ladies and gentlemen may wear their masks
All others must

Other works by Chris Gaither...
The Internet Is Our Blindfold and American Spirit Is Our Cigarette

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
Fake It ‘Til You Make It

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
“Luke, you’ve switched off your targeting computer, what’s wrong?”

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
You Can Only Be Cancelled by Your Own Side

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
Ludwig Wittgenstein’s First Name Means “Famous Warrior”, His Last Name Means “Stone of Wit”, and, Famously, He Showed Us That Our Real Battle Is Not to Outwit Ourselves

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words
Whatever I Am, I’m Against It! or Your Ego Remains Self-defeating for Exactly as Long as You Believe in It

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
The Wire

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
Over and In

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
Listen All Y’all, It’s a Sabotage

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Happiness, H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S, Happiness

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The Subjunctive Is a Mood: If I Were a Creative, I’d Be a Depressive

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
The Squeeze Play

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
The World Has Many Religions but Just One Ism: Favoritism

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
God’s “I Do” Is Forever

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
This Neurosis Is Atrocious

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing



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