I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
