In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
