According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

I want what you want so I want a cow

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past