There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

So often Human beings go From needing the respect Of being noticed with attention To wanting the respect

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God