In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking