We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

My ego is too big