No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along