My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part