The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Let there be light blight and hindsight
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing