People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…