The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
It’s always darkest before the yawn
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
