Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me