If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

Never Win Anything

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish