We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,
History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
