When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
