When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…