Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable