The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

Life is trying So Die trying

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain