Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off