There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
