In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…