Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

It’s always darkest before the yawn