Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Love may never win but love always ties

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having