Naturally, the Beastie Boys Are Jewish
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him