A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…