It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

A being becomes human when you add meaning

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...