The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
