Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One