The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
