Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
