The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present