All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval