My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life
