My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin