I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal