For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself