One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny