We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
