Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
It’s always darkest before the yawn
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…