This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole