The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in