A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
