God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but