Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God