When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

Doing the same thing over and over… And expecting different results Is called insanity Doing the same thing over and over… Without any expectations

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

More than anything else They want to kill Jews Because More than anything else They need to be right