Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

100% of success is showing up on time

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized