Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people