History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands