You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Serve (one another) and Play (together)