A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Mating For Life Saved My

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth