Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

God is the world’s only super-bower

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker