I risked loss And lost; I win

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged