It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time