There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Flattery will get you everywhere Because people adore being praised But know that God adores you And return that love in kind By spreading His love in kindness

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Mating For Life Saved My

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am