Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development