The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists