The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children